Forgiving Evil Thieves…

So an evil thief decides to steal 75% of your church’s stuff…

What would you do?

This is what Kinetic Church (kineticchurch.com) of Charlotte, North Carolina did:

It is edgy and maybe even a little bit gritty. They are communicating with the thief and the community at large in a humorous way that it is not good to steal from a church.

But more than that, when you go to their website or stumble on the YouTube video you find that behind this billboard is a message that is divine.

This made me weep.

This made me happy to be a Christian. The church reached out and extended themselves to sinners. The church forgave like Jesus forgave. This is beautiful and so good that it is inspiring. This is the radical forgiveness that Jesus requires.

I want to be this forgiving…

he that pis**th against the wall…

BE WARNED: Excessive use of foul (yet KJV Biblically accurate) language!

This guy must be a pervert. Some of his other videos suggest this.

This is both funny and sad.

FUNNY:

Can you see this sermon done as a SNL skit? Maybe with Will Farrell as the Pissing Pastor? I think that I would laugh so hard I would pee my pants. (standing up of course)

Or could you imagine the object lesson you could give for this sermon…! It is a built in sermon illustration! AWESOME!

SAD:

This is immensely sad because this guy is preaching his own doctrine and not God’s Word. The immediate context of every person that “pisseth against the wall” is death and destruction on their heads. (1Sa 25:22, 1Sa 25:34, 1Ki 14:10, 1Ki 16:11, 1Ki 21:21, 2Ki 9:8) This guy is a very poor student of the Word. There is actually more of an argument against peeing on the wall than for it! Although clearly that is not even the point. The point is destruction against the men in those families or towns!

This is also sad because this shows the world that Christians are unloving and strange and more concerned about the way we pee over the condition of our hearts. This is evil masquerading as Christianity.

It must be stopped.

The only way that I know how to counter things like this is through love. I will show the love of Christ to the people in my context so that they will know that I Christians are not like that. I will spread love in my town so that all will know and see the love of Christ. No cliche. This is the power to change the world.

Go out and Love!

Truth, Bible Studies and the Beauty of Nature

The Truth of the Bible should be as true as the Truth of the Natural world.

When one looks at the trees and fields and birds and the pine needles, you see beautiful, complex, mysterious, good, and true things.

Sometimes these things can be explained. (photosynthesis)

Sometimes nature remains an utter enigma. Think about a place you have been where the beauty is astounding, where the place holds its secrets. Where you know there is much more to what you see. You see Truth. You feel Truth.  But you can’t understand it fully and you cannot fully grasp it…

This same feeling and knowing about nature should be true about the Bible and Bible studies. There should be such an overwhelming feeling and knowing of truth. There should be a pressure of honesty and humility and goodness from studying the Bible.  There should be this astounding beauty that is not fully comprehensible…

But instead it seems like we get nothing but what we came with…

We are self righteous and pompous.

We are hypocritical and we don’t want truth.

We want to confirm that we are centered in our own theologies and opinions…

Delight in the law…

Psalm 1:2 ” But his delight is in the law of the LORD; and in his law does he meditate day and night.”

Do you read this verse and think BORING…

There is a good chance that you do.

I have.

I have even recently.

I was taught to think that it is boring to delight in the law of the LORD.

I was taught to act like I was getting ready to lift a heavy burden. I see this verse the same way that I see all the boxes on moving day. As only work that will not end even after I have filled the truck… With this verse I am on my own and I am supposed to like it because I am a good Christian…

 

Recently I ran into a pastor who explained this verse in similar terms.

He said delight in the law of the LORD is like following the speed limit.

We know that it is good to follow it.

 

And that’s it. No other explanation.

 

I was let down.

Dissatisfied.

Hungry.

Heart broken.

I came across a Truth of God and all I got was a face full of rules and vague moralizing. I got the “rules of the road” instead of a passion for driving. I got a let down, a heart break, a hag instead of a princess. I yolked to the burden that carries men to the grave

All because I missed a crucial part of this verse.

Psalm 1:2 ” But his DELIGHT is in the law of the LORD; and in his law does he meditate day and night.”

 

Yeah, its right there. Delight. Take joy in it. Love it. Yearn for it. The law of the LORD us for us to want. It is not a dusty book in some other realm that makes no sense and has nothing but codes and meaningless trivia in it. We treat it like that. But it is actually more like water to a tree. Deep cool satisfying water for the roots that are stuck in this arid dry earth. (read the rest of the text Psalm 1)

 

 

Sure it is open-ended.

It leaves you with something that you know you don’t have yet.

It leaves you wanting more…

 

Defending the wrong castle and keeping Jesus to ourselves…

What does the average person think about Christ?Not much…because they can’t get past Christianity!

• They can’t get past the issues.

• They can’t get past the rules.

• and worst of all they can’t get past Christians!

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Some how Christianity has gotten to be about passing the plate or building a program or

fighting __________(name that issue). All of which has its place.

But None of which is Christ!

We have built houses on the sand and defended them while Christ stands in the rain. And the people who would come to Him can’t see Him or be warmed from the cold and relentless rage of this world.

Every little while, one of these houses falls and everyone is dismayed for it seems like the kingdom is crashing down. But fear not for the Kingdom of Christ will out last anything we build on our own.

Christians left Hollywood with Devastating results

How can Christians have an impact on our culture if we are constantly leaving it…?

Every new medium for communication and entertainment is viewed suspiciously by mainstream Christianity.

When Rock n’ Roll was new, it was an abomination. 

When Movies were new they were evil.

When the Internet was new Christians said that it was the tool of the devil.

(I admit there is bad in some of these things, but they are not bad in and of themselves.)  Look at Cain in the Bible:  He brought God an offering of vegatables from the ground and God was not pleased by it.  If mainstream Christians were around they would have outlawed vegatables, and said that it was evil and that they have no place in our lives, because of their wickedness…

God never said that vegatables were bad though! 

And he never said Rock was bad: (that’s why this song was written!)

He never said that Movies were bad.

and He never said that the Internet was bad either. 

That is why I write…

Get out into the world, and create and speak out in ways that will be understood…

Jesus is not for sale…

Be warned this clip is offensive and blasphemous.

So is this site. www.suckitjesus.com

 

I replied to the site:

& what will we sell next? (this is me)
25 Sep 2007, 10:46

Interesting… someone says ‘Jesus’ and next thing you know, we got bumperstickers, a website, and Google ads… (i might be mildly impressed with your “stop the censorship” campaign if you weren’t trying to make money off of it!)

True Chrisianity, as well as true anything asks for nothing in return. It is worth doing on it’s own, without payment. I question your “cause”, and any “cause” that claims truth, but sells trinkets on the way to the temple.

This site and it’s “message” is weak.

Would you die for this cause?
- probably not…

 

 

sendmemoney said:
25 Sep 2007, 12:47

 

what will we sell next?, get a life. You really need to be medicated.The catholic church sells everything.

I believe that “sendmemoney” is unfortunately correct! (about the church, not the medication!)  The church does try to sell everything!  It makes me completely sick.  Jesus Christ is not “for sale”.  He is not a trinket or a service you pay for, or an investment!

 

He is a Person.

He is love.

And He is free for all people who want Him.

Jesus is not for sale!

 

 

 

p.s. I am not the only person who said this: (Martin Luther, 95 Theses)

 

Pick up Trucks to places eternal - a poem

In some station far from Home.
I am gathering what I can from all that local flavor.
The occasional pick up truck exhausts, grinds and growls
in contrast to the miles and miles.

A dark morning and a dark day, hours and hours of rain
falling less on the ground and more on my brain.
A dark knowing is all that i can say
about my hearts contents,
for the stage is set and all the actors are cued
God’s glory turned to misery.

I look out at the dark twilight only to observe another truck go by

Cheap music springs out of the speakers as improbably as Athena from Zeus’ forehead
Blame me if I’m caught singing along.
Lambaste, flame, and curse me for the sentimentality that believes in cheap worthless things.
Crush my bones.
Leave my soul in a puddle beside the road.

Let the wheels of yet another truck roll.

Across the lights for pumps I see as far as the here and now.
I try to stretch my mind out past this still town.
I try to imagine the Bride in her gown.

But with filthy puddles for eyes
dirty exhaust for breath
cheap music for soul
and darkness for vision
I’m gonna be here for a long time.

I’m gonna be here for a long time.
and now a car rolls by.

“Halloween” or “Christians leaving the arena to let evil reign…”

OK so Halloween is not a “Christian” holiday.   Have you met anyone that said, “Halloween is Evvviiillll” or similar rhetoric.  Check out this guy:  (don’t watch the whole video it is probably mostly a wast of your time! you’ll get the idea…)  “

Now I have run into this attitude a great deal at my church.  I typically do not worry about opinions that are off the wall and come from the standard sources, but this year i ran into some extremely inconsistent views…

Several parents partook in this supposed boycott, however they simultaneously undermined their point of view.  One parant allows their kids to watch horror movies.  Horror movies can clearly be described as evil and containing little or no good.  (I know some of you would debate that, but this is not the point of this post)  At the very least one can say if Halloween is evil, than horror movies are as well!  Another parent allowed their teen to go to a Haunted house, but did not allow trick or treating or costumes…

This is the strangest dichotomy I have ever seen.  Lets be consistent if we are going to hate something! 

Another thought is why do we get hung up about Halloween when it is simply another opportunity for us to celebrate our consumerism!  I mean come on.  We go to the store for Christmas, we buy candy at Easter, what is the big deal?  If we want to hate Halloween than we aught to hate the way we celebrate Christmas and Easter…

I suggest a different way to approach this holiday.  Why don’t we take part in the things that are completely innocent?!?  Dress up.  Ask for candy.  Go door to door.  Invite your neighbors to go with you, so you could wake along with them and their kids and get to know and love them.  Give good candy.  Be friendly.  Have fun.  Love people and the crazy things they do!  Be a part of your community so that you have a voice when evil is present.  If you don’t act like a part of your community you will not have the oppertunity to influence them.  I am not talking about sacrificing goats in the local forest preserve!  I am talking about candy and costumes!  If we call EVIL things that are not, we lose the chance to truly say anything about things that are evil!

Let’s go out and try to be real Christ followers not

phonies putting on a show…

The Same Mind, or partaking in the Universal Mind of Christ

Philippians 2:5-8 Let this mind be in you which was also in Christ Jesus, who, being in the form of God, did not consider it robbery to be equal with God, but made Himself of no reputation, taking the form of a bondservant, and coming in the likeness of men. And being found in appearance as a man, He humbled Himself and became obedient to the point of death, even the death of the cross.

So this whole same mind thing seems impossible, but Paul is not a fruitless writer. He has a definite direction he is trying to take his writing. He has a certain goal for his readers to see and take part in. We cannot have the same mind as each other. There might be 100 readers who think totally different or there might be just you and I yet we will not think the same. We will never have the same mind. We will always differ. We will always be enemies if we try to relate to only each other.

We need a universal mind.

W e need One Mind to plug into.

Like an eternal source of power, knowledge, and like understanding. We need instant access. We need confirmation of Truth. We need some one to understand how strange we really are and be OK with it. To borrow from Neil Young, “we need some one to love us the whole day through…”

We need Jesus Christ.

He is the Universal Mind that makes all agree. He is the One to make all things One. He is the one that does more than bridge the gap, but fills every space Universal between the entire gulf. He is the Only one.

If we all have Christ mind than we can all have the same mind. I don’t have to have your mind. i only have to have Christ’ mind. This is the only mind that matters. For when the universe rolls into Him I will be ready I will come into Him Universally and gain what every human heart longs for.

I leave you with Neil Young’s song.